Here are the highlights of Charlie's experience at the Palm Beach County Courthouse today! And please excuse his hair; it's been dancing with the wind. 7:25ish A.M.
Charlie: I'm in court. Oh, I've been charged ...with being a potential Jury member! 7:40 A.M. Charlie: I order a coffee. 7:41 A.M. Charlie: I take a sip and am surprised that I had actually ordered coffee flavored water. 7:55ish A.M. Charlie: The County Clerks are playing a video while we potential jurors await further instructions. The video shows these coast guards off the coast of...Cape Disappointment. I wonder if the clerks are trying to tell us something. 11:58 A.M. Charlie: In search of a good place for coffee during my lunch break, I wander through the rain as Zeus tries to steal my umbrella.* 12:15 A.M. Lo and behold... I forgot Subculture was in the area! It's a marvelous place for a cup of joe. *It's been a blustery day. 3:30 P.M. Charlie: Wow, we the Jury are trying to explain to one of our members that there is insufficient evidence to convict Donald. Wouldn't you know, the Juror is getting so upset at us that he's reverting back to his natural quacky voice and it's becoming apparent that he is wearing a mask when as it slips ever so slightly in his bluster. 4:31 P.M. Another Juror with a shaggy appearance rips off that imposter's mask to unveil a duck but not just any duck...it is Daffy Duck himself! What a scandal! No wonder he is biased against Donald Duck! 4:45 P.M. I go to the Judge to explain the situation but upon closer inspection, I realize it is Pete Dog himself! 4:50 P.M. The proper authorities are alerted. 5:10 P.M This corrupt case is nullified. ★★★ Everything in this article took place except for the Donald Duck case of course. I wasn't selected from the pool of potentials to be a Juror, however, I would have still relayed a fantastical story since I wouldn't be able to discuss the true case. P.S. All of the times listed here are approximate.
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